Devious Journal Entry

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[ ] You have yelled at an inanimate object for "hurting you".

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. 

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.

[ ] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 2



[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. 

[x] You never knew the Alphabet and Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (I'M- I NEVER KNEW THIS???)

[x] You just sang them to make sure.

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 7



[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

[ ] You type with three fingers or less. 

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 7



[ ] You have fallen asleep in class. 

[x] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking. 

[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 8



[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math. 

[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. 

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 9


[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't 

[ ] You break a lot of things. 

[ ] You slightly tilt your head when you're confused.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. 

[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. 

[x] The word "um" is used frequently. 

[ ] You don't know what "um" means. 

[ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (i can't remember how to calculate fractions to percentages oops)

TOTAL: 11

I'm 31% mentally unstable nice

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NovaStarrSkeches's avatar
Eeee I'll do this when I can get to my computer